Frick Glub

pizza:

timeywimeysociopath:

rnackenzie:

remember when my cat helped make pizza

I expect a certain blogger will get here soon

ah yes, it’s only a matter of time until tumblr user my-cat-helped-make-pizza will be here

godheadmodus:

bromeo, oh bromeo,

where the fuck are you i asked for food like three hours ago, asshole

katnissandhersyringe:

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

(Source: ianwanda)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

joelbyeman:

I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies

That explains a lot